Faux Pas

"molly coral" by 80%20

Um... who designed these, where can I find them, and how fast can they be fired and never allowed to touch shoes again? These look like a cross between my dad's belt and a Coast Guard all weather nylon rescue jumpsuit. I guess I could give the benefit of the doubt and assume they were trying for that new half boot/sandal combo... but where's the boot? All I see is nylon wrapped around her ankle/cankle. Not to mention that these shoes manage to make a model's feet look FAT. How do you even DO that?

The plus side? The color guarantees you won't lose them, even in an emergency code blue.