Man Pants

You guys have no idea how excited these pants make me.

I know they're old man pants (wide leg, pleated, high waist... yup. Old man pants).
I know they make me look like a bowling pin.
I also know that I don't particularly care.

Sometimes fashion is about knowing all the proper figure-flattery rules and then blatantly breaking them. Just because you can.

The best part is that I totally snagged these (and another close replica, except in a very, very tiny black and white triangle pattern and without the pleats) for about $10 each at a thrift store.
Did I mention that they're vintage Emanuel Ungaro?
Holla.