Guys, this is really, really important. So listen up.
Apparently, boobs cause earthquakes.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

Who knew?  So we're about to test this hypothesis using the good old scientific method.
On Monday, April 26th wear your most revealing, (or in my case) shortest clothing. You know, that emergency-Saturday-night-outfit in the back of your closet.
In theory, with all the women in America being immodest together tomorrow, we will cause an incredible planet wide quake to occur.
And if it doesn't... well, Sedighi better come up with a good explanation.

If you'd like to join me in an incredibly immodest Monday, join the Facebook group here.

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