The Search for Black Pants

AHHHG! Don't tease me like this!
I have been looking for a pair of black, straight leg, slim cut pants FOREVER.
It's kind of on par with my search for a white summer dress. Or a black sheath dress. Or jeans that are long enough.
It's epic.

Gap True Straight Pants

I finally think I found them at the Gap, but they are out of 00 long. I might be able to swing a 0 long, but they don't have those either.
Gap! What's wrong with you and every other retailer out there?
It's not like I'm an anorexic twig, I'm about the same size as a lot of girls out there. So can you stock more than two in our size?
'K, thanks.

*Sigh* back to the drawing board.